By joking0303 - 16/07/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
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JessTrek 0

I agree with #1 and 2. That would be a really dumb reason to break up with someone. So, in other words, you had a different fault that ended the relationship.

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AntiChrist7 0

sad things always happen. Now, in three hours, tomorrow, in a week... So they are always right. YDI for being superstitious

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fallacy_fml 0

Yea that's BS. She probably planned it a long time ago, and used that as an excuse. Either way, sucks; but ef her if she thinks that's a good reason to break up.

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tradit03 0

here is how it went down. after having read ur fortune cookie, u called her up n told her n she said "I believe that we are in charge of our destinies n I am breaking up with u" as u paved the way to take it lightly. I think this is ur scene to have her break up with u. jk. anyways. don't settle for less, u will find the one.

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Sacharified 0

Lol I bet she planned it. If you think about it, that's actually very clever.

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islaphippos 0

ouch, yeah that bitch planned that shit, you should kill her

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