Miscellaneous: Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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By emilyxoxoxo - 21/03/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML

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How smelly is your piss?

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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AKA taking a screenshot

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Butterfingers

By caqi33 - 08/03/2011 18:23 - United States

Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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Slippin' and a slidin'

By sandra22 - 22/01/2011 08:49 - France

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

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By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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phatdaddy62 23

Monday 29 November 2010 0:20

Sharing is Caring!

stacysmom 0

Monday 29 November 2010 0:27

Nice to know you're friends with a four year old.

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im2cool2fml 0

Monday 29 November 2010 0:30

u were warm

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 29 November 2010 0:30

R. Kelly would approve.

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 29 November 2010 0:31

That must have felt awkward :(

ooitastic 0

Monday 29 November 2010 0:32

don't eat the yellow snow

worldclass 0

Monday 29 November 2010 0:35

Unless you're sledding with 3 year olds.. that's unacceptable.

jakeisawake 3

Monday 29 November 2010 0:39

Gah, the word trickling...I don't think I can slowly piss on someone. It would feel more like a jacuzzi jet, but really; that's pretty damn gross. The fact that she peed, and then it was slowly moving through your pants .... no. **** your life OP.

alexanderr8D 0

Monday 29 November 2010 0:41

what a pissy situation..

DocBastard 38

Monday 29 November 2010 0:54

On what planet did you think that would be funny? You could have gone with some kind of "pissed off" joke, or "urine trouble," but you went with "pissy situation?" Really??

alexanderr8D 0

Monday 29 November 2010 1:00

yes, yes i did.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 29 November 2010 1:07

They can't all be you, DocBastard.(: You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill I will choose a path that's clear I will choose freewill

DocBastard 38

Monday 29 November 2010 1:51

Sourgirl is the worst band ever? Nah, they're pretty good in concert. I saw them back in '84 on the "Toy Lets" tour. I smoked some weird shit, and this guy put a lemur down my pants and... Wait, what?

alexanderr8D 0

Monday 29 November 2010 1:55

that was me that put a lemur down your pants.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 29 November 2010 2:11

What do you have down your pants? Yes, I dared to ask.

XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0

Monday 29 November 2010 5:08

at Doc i found this to be quite hilatious! :)

Doortje 29

Monday 29 November 2010 0:44

WIN! :D

sourgirl101 28

Monday 29 November 2010 0:50

I pictured that scene from that movies too. Oh Lord, are we thinking alike?(:

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Monday 29 November 2010 1:02

That will teach you not to ride down with someone who's easily scared! YDI.

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