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To correctly convey your new distrust of the friendship's nature, those should be single quotation marks, and not double. lrn2punctuation kthxbai
Depending on what they used, that could cause genuine long-term problems. I imagine something like chopped up fibreglass would start to ulcerate if you couldn't wash it off. Your friend is a complete dick. Send them the bill for having the cast replaced.
As if it didn't itch enough to begin with...fyl definitely but at least revenge is sweet.
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The only way to reclaim your honor is to kill them.
b_tch move, put some itching powder on his towel before he/she take a shower.