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By scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 212
You deserved it 2 746

Same thing different taste

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The only way to reclaim your honor is to kill them.

b_tch move, put some itching powder on his towel before he/she take a shower.

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mandypandypants 4

Put itching powder on his nuts.

To correctly convey your new distrust of the friendship's nature, those should be single quotation marks, and not double. lrn2punctuation kthxbai

lil65boii_fml 0

I had the same shitt happin. just cut it off is the best thing to do. an put a split on it till yu get another cast. an wash Yur skin. sorry Ik that sucks :/

Depending on what they used, that could cause genuine long-term problems. I imagine something like chopped up fibreglass would start to ulcerate if you couldn't wash it off. Your friend is a complete dick. Send them the bill for having the cast replaced.

freefalling888 1

oh that totaly sucks i would get revenge and put iching powder in their underwear.

As if it didn't itch enough to begin with...fyl definitely but at least revenge is sweet.