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Kick your friend in the balls hard, then tell him to hit the road!
Definitely get your cast replaced. In the meantime, I would use something like a knitting needle or ruler to scratch. Don't use anything sharp as this will damage the skin and make it worse. Also take an antihistamine, it will help with the itching (I got through packets of Piriton (chlorphenamine maleate) when I had a cast on recently). Get well soon!
itching powder down his throat and up his ass and down his shaft for extra points
Wait till hes asleep and use ur cast as a walnut cracker and hit him in the nuts or for a girl smash sum melons
that's just wrong!!!
I had no idea itching powder was a real product.
dude pute itch powder in his shower foset
Your friend is just awful. Sucks for you, OP. :(
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The only way to reclaim your honor is to kill them.
b_tch move, put some itching powder on his towel before he/she take a shower.