Miscellaneous: Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't...

By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By c-mack - 08/09/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2012 14:14 - United States - Puyallup

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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Tuesday 25 December 2012 0:24

some people pay for that. consider yourself lucky

skip_m 6

Tuesday 25 December 2012 0:28

Post your friend's address.

Comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 25 December 2012 0:45

We don't know the OP's orientation or what are the genders of the senders (that rhymes!) Too many variables! If you get a nice dick pic, steal it and use it as your own. By the time the girl sobers up and realizes you deceived her, you'll want her to get the hell out anyways.

LeeRed 15

Tuesday 25 December 2012 0:50

What was your number again?

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 25 December 2012 5:34

555 867 5309. Didn't you know, its the direct to OP hotline.

winkydog4056 16

Tuesday 25 December 2012 6:16

#93_I think that # only applies to she OPs. That's Jenny's # (didn't think there were FML'rs old enough to remember that)....

jryan2 16

Thursday 15 May 2014 4:44

Funny, Jenny doesn't answer

AlyssaEsposito 6

Tuesday 25 December 2012 0:55

Send them back plumber cracks!

MrPlopper 9

Tuesday 25 December 2012 3:01

What?

winkydog4056 16

Tuesday 25 December 2012 6:25

#33_Didn't you pay attention to Nancy Reagan? Say no to crack!

coolhandluke60 6

Tuesday 25 December 2012 8:50

Haha that's awesome I'd do the same hahahaha

Trai 6

Tuesday 25 December 2012 0:57

Well.. Looks like it's time to put my phone number on craigslist

Severed95 8

Tuesday 25 December 2012 0:58

just be like, HEYYYY ;)

sobeowns 2

Tuesday 25 December 2012 1:01

keep it up... maybe you'll get some hot pics

stormchaser24 24

Tuesday 25 December 2012 1:17

Google "Craigslist (your number)". That should find it.

kingbrizo 24

Tuesday 25 December 2012 2:58

exactly what i was going to say... either that OP, or you could just head straight to CL and type the number, with no spaces, dashes, or parentheses (assuming your "friend" put in the area code aswell) may i also suggest you hit up the classifieds for a new friend?