Love: Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic....

By upsetandannoyed - 01/01/2012 05:41 - United States

Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent four hours cleaning my apartment. Two minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML

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By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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By Stickysituation - 23/01/2013 18:44 - United States - Depew

Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML

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Hott

By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

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Niles Crane wannabe

By that’s crazy - 12/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 08/05/2022 00:00 - United States

Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML

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Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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Date night

By avaiia - 09/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML

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Lonely but tidy

By anon - 30/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I spent an hour cleaning my apartment because I thought I had a date coming over. Right as they were supposed to arrive, they canceled because they “got too tired.” Now it’s just me, alone in a spotless apartment, watching a terrible documentary on Netflix. FML

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By Peachtree - 04/06/2018 15:00

Today, I learned that the super cute guy I've been dating for the last 4 weeks is a total gross slob. His house was like a garbage skip, literally ankle deep in garbage, pizza boxes, old crud, and filth. It stank of cat urine and there was poop residue in his toilet bowl. FML

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Rynk95 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:06

Not worth the effort.

GoWithTheFro 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:09

Well he'SNOT good enough for you :D

Comments

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:25

Now that's what they call baggage.

ICATiger 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:25

Your sneeze blow him away....

ICATiger 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 16:18

*blew..... I'm such a retarf

Britter903 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:33

*retard

yadisingh 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:12

Spelling retard wrong while calling yourself a retard. Skill.

CrazyAsian77 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:26

I wonder what his reaction would have been if a big slimy booger landed on his food...

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:34

#14- don't be a dick!! She tried... the ass leaves cause she sneezed??!! What a deutche!! OP... keep tryin!

Reality_bites 14

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:36

If he's like that about sneezing, I cant imagine what it will be like when you fart. Or kiss him. Or eventually try to have sex with him. Or other things such as eating out at a restaurant. He sounds like he needs professional help. Im curious to know what he does when HE sneezes and farts though.

JulieMarie87 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 14:39

That was my first thought too! He might be cute, but it sounds like he needs help, and that's a huge pressure on a new relationship. OP is better off.