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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:46 - Australia

Today, my friend thought she would "save me some time" by spoiling Game of Thrones. FML

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Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML

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Today, I had to cover for a coworker so I worked a 12-hour shift. I worked so late, I missed the final episode of Game of Thrones, which I have been really looking forward to. Guess who texted me, talking about how it ended? FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 00:00

Today, I spoiled the ending of my favorite show for my friend, so now I'm banned from watching or discussing it with them. FML

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By Joey - 29/05/2024 05:00 - United States - Stockton

Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML

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By SadDaenerys - 13/07/2016 20:13

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML

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By Bloop - 14/05/2016 00:58 - United States - Ayer

Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 20:02 - Australia

Today, after I spent quite some time getting thoughtful gifts for my friend and her kids ahead of their visit, she made a big fuss about how she'd "forgotten" to bring the gift she'd bought for me. Later, she casually admitted that she'd intentionally not bought me anything because she, "didn't think I'd need it." FML

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By Alison - 13/03/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I spent 30 minutes talking to my friend about a new show I was watching, giving all sorts of spoilers. When I finally asked, “What do you think?” she stared blankly at me and said, “I’ve never seen that show. I thought you were talking about a different one.” FML

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vreid 20

Friday 31 October 2014 16:26

Send her north of the wall!

toxic_walrus 15

Friday 31 October 2014 16:28

Anybody who spoils a TV show isn't a true friend ?

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ELoni_fml 25

Friday 31 October 2014 17:03

Brace yourself, murder is coming

mitchel_112 17

Friday 31 October 2014 17:08

Save her some time by ending her life, it lasted long enough, and no that is not too far for spoiling a great show... Ok maybe a little far, disregard that

itwontvalidate 18

Friday 31 October 2014 17:11

it's still worth watching, a lot happens and she probably hasn't spoiled everything!

DestinyNiya 33

Friday 31 October 2014 17:12

Whaaaa.. I just want to cry. Hope you're fine, OP. Hope.

audreyfml1994 15

Friday 31 October 2014 17:28

Kill her.

hippodankamus 22

Friday 31 October 2014 17:29

She is clearly not your khaleesi.

Erebus_Terror 12

Saturday 1 November 2014 17:17

She's a queen. OP is a Khaleesi.

SeriousJoker72 18

Friday 31 October 2014 17:32

I had a friend who read the books do that to me, he begged me to let him spoil it tho so I kinda told him he could. Totally ruined the show tho. :(

cjmedic 12

Friday 31 October 2014 17:42

Remind him that a Lannister always pays their debts, then go spoil a book or movie for him.

rabbit_yogurt 11

Friday 31 October 2014 17:58

I was so mad when someone spoiled Dexter for me after I told her not to!

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 31 October 2014 18:03

it's only a show, so what

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