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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:46 - Australia

Today, my friend thought she would "save me some time" by spoiling Game of Thrones. FML

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Today, I had to cover for a coworker so I worked a 12-hour shift. I worked so late, I missed the final episode of Game of Thrones, which I have been really looking forward to. Guess who texted me, talking about how it ended? FML

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Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML

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By SadDaenerys - 13/07/2016 20:13

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML

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By Bloop - 14/05/2016 00:58 - United States - Ayer

Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 20:02 - Australia

Today, after I spent quite some time getting thoughtful gifts for my friend and her kids ahead of their visit, she made a big fuss about how she'd "forgotten" to bring the gift she'd bought for me. Later, she casually admitted that she'd intentionally not bought me anything because she, "didn't think I'd need it." FML

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By MoodKilled - 04/11/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

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vreid 20

Friday 31 October 2014 16:26

Send her north of the wall!

toxic_walrus 15

Friday 31 October 2014 16:28

Anybody who spoils a TV show isn't a true friend ?

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tony1891 22

Friday 31 October 2014 16:38

Spoiler alert! i hate that.

Mattlozano12 15

Friday 31 October 2014 16:42

Unbelievable...

diving_fml 30

Friday 31 October 2014 16:43

like over Weeds?

jthmtwin 16

Friday 31 October 2014 16:52

Do you want no friends? Bc that is how she'll have no friends :/

darkcosinus 16

Friday 31 October 2014 16:56

Snape kills Dumbledore! :)

OhWhoCares 42

Friday 31 October 2014 17:47

Spoiler for the Game of...Potter? o.O

Hiktmae 20

Friday 31 October 2014 18:42

I'm pretty sure that's not a surprise to very many people lol

Phooey 22

Friday 31 October 2014 16:56

punch her on the face!

SystemofaBlink41 27

Friday 31 October 2014 16:57

People who say the world isn't morally black and white don't know what they're talking about.... There's people that don't spoil anything, and then there's spawns of Satan himself that spoil everything.

silverkaast 9

Friday 31 October 2014 19:37

the books are old. the first few are really old. That's like somebody giving spoilers before the last harry potter book. any actual fans would have read it by now. who the hell cares. read the damn books.

keiNan_fml 35

Friday 31 October 2014 17:02

tell your friend winter is coming

salamancer 11

Friday 31 October 2014 17:02

Go find a different show that they are in the middle of watching and look up all of the spoilers for it. Fight fire with fire.

Wizardo 33

Friday 31 October 2014 17:03

I bet the Lannister's sent their regards...

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