By notinflammable - 27/06/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML
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Shock98 0

why on earth did you think this was a good idea in the first place?

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marrajane 0

You know that "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing right? Inflammable things catch fire???

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kibblesnbits1053 0

Why does everyone assume that he thinks the semen would not be flammable? If you wanted to see if it was flammable OR not, you would still light it on fire. If he thought semen was unable to be burned, the sock still could have been on fire, not the semen. If, in fact, semen is able to be burned, the sock would be on fire regardless if the semen was burning or not. How do we know his friend meant "semen can burn."? Maybe his friend meant that it could not be burned. You still deserve it, but you deserve it because you lit a sock on fire, not because you didn't know what inflammable means.

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miss_california 0

if he understood that his friend told him "semen can burn" then he put some in a sock, set it alight, INSIDE THE HOUSE, and apparently had no means of extinguishing the fire, then he's still a ******* idiot.

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ezbz11 0

wow.... just because semen is inflammable, doesn't mean socks are. YDI for not realizing that a sock would light on fire...

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arsenic_fml 0

Is this supposed to be funny because you don't know what inflammable means, or because you're an idiot?

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rockonCB4 0

ROTFLOL, thanks for making me laugh out loud!

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just_google_it 0

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080904195252AAFvM7o ten months ago this question was posted on yahoo answers. The answer: Best Answer - Chosen by Voters Semen is mostly water with sugars being the second ingredient. Since it is so full of water, it isn't [in]flammable in the "touch a match to it and it burns" but everything burns at a high enough temperature. But if you were bored enough to debate this, you could have done your own test. o.O just ******* google it before you do something stupid...again. I am upset that you survived the conflagration unscathed. And yes, I know the answer above also included "you could have done your own test.", however I'm sure it didn't mean to set your living space and sock ablaze. YDI

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Soitgoes74 0

You're an idiot for: 1.) Not knowing inflammable and flammable mean the same 2.) Not thinking the sock would catch fire in and of itself 3.) Trying this at all Plus it's just damn weird. YDI.

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woxy 0

inflammable One entry found. Main Entry: in·flam·ma·ble Pronunciation: in-ˈfla-mə-bəl Function: adjective Etymology: French, from Medieval Latin inflammabilis, from Latin inflammare Date: 1605 1 : flammable 2 : easily inflamed, excited, or angered : irascible FYI: duh... YDI

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HaHa_Awww 0

damn i wish i was there to be chis comformation :-)

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Kylias 6

... even still, why would you light it on fire... in a sock?

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