By notinflammable - 27/06/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML
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Shock98 0

why on earth did you think this was a good idea in the first place?

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marrajane 0

You know that "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing right? Inflammable things catch fire???

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McLaughlane 0

You will be earning a Darwin award sooner rather than later, I'd imagine.

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alex_vik 0

This reminds me of the Simpsons episode were Dr. Nick learned that inflammable and flammable mean the same thing.

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CrazyAsian 0

HA! I thought the same thing. The quote just kept running through my head "Inflammable means flammable?"

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lizzzie_fml 0

Just what I was thinking. The OP is an idiot.

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doglady 16

omg totally "INflammable means flammable?!?"

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kitteh 0

So you didn't know what inflammable meant and then you assumed that the sock would not catch on fire because it has cum on it. You are a ******* idiot.

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danny57_fml 0

u sound like the kid that watches a superman comic, than breaks both his legs jumping out of his windows...

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itsgen 16

ewww ur ******* gross!!! why the hell would you do that eww and im guessing you have a chode

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xbabygirl02x 0

HAHAHAHA YFI = You ****** idiot From your little experiment I see that you proved it true that semen is infact inflammable. You obviously didn't pay attention in school did you?

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Mnemic 5

Why the hell do you blow your load in a sock anyway? Eeeuwwwwwww.... And setting it on fire ain't one of the smartest idea's...

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glykoula09 0

keep going in a sock...we don't need any little idiot juniors popping out and burning things down.

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heyyou1203 0

besides all of the other obvious stupid things that people have pointed out already, why did you think flinging it in the air would help put the fire out??????

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Victoria2103 0

I think you meant "not flammable". But anyway. Even if semen can't catch fire (which is probably can't since it's made mostly of water), socks can. Moron.

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52fremont 0

you know, people are also mainly water and they can catch on fire too...

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bluedoll 1

Well, who knows if semen can or cannot be set on fire? OP should dry catching said product in a beaker, they're much harder to set ON fire than socks are. All in the name of science dude. You really do deserve that for thinking the super semen would protect a sock.

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betch_lover 0

i find it hilarious how all of you guys are giving this guy so much shit, for what? it's a guy! they do things like that! it's what makes the world go round. i laughed my ass off at this one! BTW to all the people saying semen is made mostly of water, i'm sorry but you're wrong. sperm is 5% of what a man ejaculates, the rest is made up of WAY more than water. it is about a teaspoonful of sugar, protein, vitamin C, zinc and hardly any water which leaves the rest to be prostaglandins from the prostate and bulbourethral glands. who's the idiot now.

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