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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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Thanks Karen

By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2011 16:16 - Ireland

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

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By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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By fuckingcool - 14/12/2016 20:59 - United States - Ortonville

Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

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Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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Sunday 7 June 2009 9:34

She's an attention seeker.

NGM_KID 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:43

LMAO!! There's an ad on this page that says "ARE YOU FAT? Take the fat test and you will know!" OP - That sucks, but you didn't feel bad about it before, so why know?

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NGM_KID 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:48

EDIT: to #8...I meant "now" not "know". Just cause there are grammar nazis out there. And #4 fails!!

drinkupgorgeous 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:50

Awww, FYL because your friend's an anorexic attention whoree. :(

dance531 3

Tuesday 29 May 2012 5:52

Just because she complains about her weight, it doesn't mean that she's "anorexic". And it certainly doesn't mean that she's "a *****". Maybe she was seeking attention but don't jump to conclusions.

glykoula09 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:51

she could be one of those people who are really skinny and complaining about how fat they are...i know loads of people like that..everyone just thinks of their bodies in a different ways... but hey...if you two really are fat..dont feel down!! they do plenty of things! take up sumu wrestling...play 'whos the biggest loser:home edition'...or become a human bowling ball!

97currie 0

Monday 8 August 2011 5:35

I like the optimism!

PurpleLightsaber 4

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:02

I like you

maichido 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:51

#11 FAILS FOR SAYING 'FAILS'

mytralala_fml 7

Wednesday 15 December 2010 15:44

well you fail too then.

NGM_KID 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:55

#14, then you're a hypocrite cause you said 'FAILS' too you dumbass!

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:57

I guess those dinner plans are out now...

vooper 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:57

Bitchslap her, say "find a treadmill and some new friends", and move on. Don't deal with hoes like her :D

hopiee 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:58

I AGREE WITH #17 :|

itsgen 16

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:59

omg what a bitch and whats the big deal if ur fat i mean if she hates being fat then she should get off her lazy complaining ass and do something about it uhhg i hate ppl who always complain