Transportation: Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car.... - FML

By Daniel_rules - 17/04/2009 17:02 - United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

I agree, your life sucks 562

You deserved it 92

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Superadie 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:10

Whoa, that 's a friend! Remember to seduce his girlfriend/ Get his mom pregnant/ turn his sister fat by feeding her only sweets/ train his dog to pee on his bed/ and make him lose his job.. But no hards feelings, huh?

fmlsmymiddlename 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

Hahaha feeling loved?

Comments

hellFighter 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:49

1) when you are pulled over put your hands on the steering wheel and LEAVE THEM THERE. don't ******* ever reach for anything, not even your pocket, because it can be assumed that you are getting a weapon. it's horrible but cops have to then point their gun at you in order to ensure their safety... more than once, cops have been killed pulling over felons in routine traffic stops only to then have them start shooting at the cops. 2) your friends is seriously a dumbass. you don't go smartmouthing like that in front of a cop, especially when the situation's so serious

peterbcfcfan 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:54

Your friend is a legend... too many people on here start moaning about him but he was only having a laugh. I'd find it funny if it was my mate who said that about me. Stop over reacting.

Cormophyte 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:05

A.) Funny! B.) What they said, don't reach for shit without asking first, you may get shot.

wienerwagon 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:23

Why do you guys care if he was wearing his shoes?

_W_T_F_ 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:25

ha ha ha, thats somtin im sure my friends would say....actually i think i might of said that too... but w.e ur friends hilariouse...

kk3211 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 4:24

why is everyone saying that he's got a bad friend?? Does anyone think that the OP is a bad friend for getting the cop aggravated when being stopped? I like your friend actually, he's got some strong wit for coming up with that under pressure...

ilovejesus123 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:05

wtf is hihs problem!

Dave010897 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:06

how about you go rape a giraffe?

gmnotyet 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:09

Damn, that was stupid. If you were black, you'd been shot.

scateice 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:10

ur friends a dipshit even if he was joking that'd still be kinda cruel...

5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14

Keywords

Cheating Love Relatable Work Money My ex Jealousy Accident Health Medication ADHD Snow Weather Miscellaneous Awkward Embarrassing Relationship advice Am I overreacting? Weird AITA Dating Sleep Annoying Parents Mental health Furniture Kids Gross Friends Public freakouts

The Top

Today, there was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, so I said, "Cut before me in line, I have all the time in the world." My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old, and only had a short time left to live. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 423

You deserved it 13 444

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 822

You deserved it 4 306

The Top

Today, I asked a girl from Bumble for a full body pic. She was obese, so I told her it wasn’t gonna work. She then sent a video of her in real time looking slim and told me that picture was from when she was obese, and she'd sent that picture as a “test of my character” and she’s “better off without someone so judgy.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 317

You deserved it 1 271

Today, after I'd saved up for a deposit on a new car, I found out when I went to the dealership that I wasn’t eligible for a loan, due to my credit score. FML

I agree, your life sucks 659

You deserved it 308

Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 079

You deserved it 12 236

Today, I realized how nice it was that, after moving into my ground-floor apartment, I no longer have to worry about being too loud walking on the floor at night. Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbors do not have any qualms about shouting or stomping their feet loudly at night, either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 222

You deserved it 3 582

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 932

You deserved it 4 832

Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year-old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 834

You deserved it 3 328