Miscellaneous: Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together....

By crissy becks - 05/08/2012 22:05 - United States - Inglewood

Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML

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By CloroxDoggo - 24/11/2016 00:23 - United States

Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Etown - 12/08/2018 06:00 - United States - Evansville

Today, a friend texted me to get a ticket and go to a theme park with her tomorrow. I bought a ticket and didn't hear from her until 5 hours later to say she was sorry, but she doesn't think she'll be going. It was $65 and non refundable. FML

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Good friends

By cavallo31 - 28/06/2016 00:47 - United States

Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML

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By CARnage - 21/05/2010 10:11 - Australia

Today, I hadn't been out in two weeks, and I was looking forward to going to the beach with my friends. Instead, I rear-ended someone at a roundabout and had to go home. FML

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Uncomfortable encounter

By Klo - 12/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was set to meet my friends at a new, trendy café. I arrived early, eager to impress, but ended up walking into the wrong café and got stuck for an hour engaged in a disturbing conversation about serial killers with a total stranger who'd deludedly mistaken me for a long-lost friend. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML

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brittanyayy 8

Monday 6 August 2012 2:38

You lasted three hours??

jackii1313 9

Monday 6 August 2012 2:39

Are you sure they're friends? I think you need some new ones.

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LaughterofCorn 4

Monday 6 August 2012 2:44

Sounds like you could use some new friends OP, but I guess you know that by now.

alex0213 5

Monday 6 August 2012 2:48

Did u try calling them after 15 mins lol?

AprylAnn 23

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:27

Exactly! If no answer, no reason to hold on to false hope Op, sadly enough.

NOOBSQUAD 0

Monday 6 August 2012 2:50

Sounds like you got some real good "friends" there OP.

emeraldisle 30

Monday 6 August 2012 2:52

What rubbish mates. Time for some new ones.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 6 August 2012 2:53

With friends like those, who needs enemies? I'm not sure I would call those people your friends and mean it. But I think I would have gotten the hint after three hours.

pokefan813 16

Monday 6 August 2012 6:21

Or thirty minutes... I'm not tht patient.

xxmollyxx 25

Monday 6 August 2012 2:56

Did you travel all the way there in only your swimming suit?

redhedsaysrawr 18

Monday 6 August 2012 2:59

I know how you feel OP, i was once given a specific mall and meeting spot to meet up with friends at. I stood there for three hours before giving up and going home. But I didnt let it get me down, I just shot down every other one of their attempts to "hang out" with me again, and got some new friends.

laurenlovesjb 20

Monday 6 August 2012 3:05

Wow I would have left after one hour! And I'm sorry OP, maybe you should drop these idiots you call friends and get some true friends who want to hang out with you and won't screw you over!