Miscellaneous: Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together....

By crissy becks - 05/08/2012 22:05 - United States - Inglewood

Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML

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By CloroxDoggo - 24/11/2016 00:23 - United States

Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By Etown - 12/08/2018 06:00 - United States - Evansville

Today, a friend texted me to get a ticket and go to a theme park with her tomorrow. I bought a ticket and didn't hear from her until 5 hours later to say she was sorry, but she doesn't think she'll be going. It was $65 and non refundable. FML

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By cavallo31 - 28/06/2016 00:47 - United States

Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML

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By CARnage - 21/05/2010 10:11 - Australia

Today, I hadn't been out in two weeks, and I was looking forward to going to the beach with my friends. Instead, I rear-ended someone at a roundabout and had to go home. FML

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By Klo - 12/11/2023 16:00

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML

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brittanyayy 8

Monday 6 August 2012 2:38

You lasted three hours??

jackii1313 9

Monday 6 August 2012 2:39

Are you sure they're friends? I think you need some new ones.

Comments

jayfreeman80 0

Monday 6 August 2012 3:17

Obviously you don't fit in with the "A" team you are trying to run with. Take a hint bitch YDI

krewer21 1

Monday 6 August 2012 3:21

Bitches are bad. Find the best and most devastating time and get revenge!!!

HOTSHOT99999 2

Monday 6 August 2012 3:22

It took you three hours to leave? Thats a little sad. Either way FYL OP.

usmcheins 1

Monday 6 August 2012 3:23

Does you're car have a sun roof?

PizzaRollsss 5

Monday 6 August 2012 8:40

Why does that matter?

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 6 August 2012 8:56

*your

Krirn 21

Monday 6 August 2012 11:16

I have been waiting for someone's to **** up their grammar like that for the longest time, thank you.

Teabubbles 8

Tuesday 7 August 2012 6:18

110- ahaha your profile picture goes perfect with your comment.

supportcommand 17

Tuesday 7 August 2012 12:26

Ya you ****** up too.

Lifeh8sme2 11

Monday 6 August 2012 3:23

I seriously hope these "friends" aren't your friends anymore

perdix 29

Monday 6 August 2012 3:27

The sarcastic quotes should be around the word "friends." They are just a bunch of girls who you frighten too much to tell you directly how tedious and tiresome you are.

subwaysurfers 13

Monday 6 August 2012 3:37

You're making it seem like OP is the one with the problem..

white16sox 19

Monday 6 August 2012 6:07

41, you're making it seem like this isn't a perdix comment.

perdix 29

Monday 6 August 2012 6:26

#41, if the shoe fits... You can think its a random coincidence that only you got the bad info, but applying Occam's Razor would lead you to my conclusion.

twisted_cherub 14

Monday 6 August 2012 6:28

It is possible OP's mean, or that controlling friend, or a gossip; although, since she waited 3 hours I'd venture to guess it's more a scenario of a girl who wasn't popular and has low self-esteem hanging out for a while with the popular girls, only to find out now that they never really liked her but only used her for something they wanted for a short time.