Animals: Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls....

By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

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By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

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By yuck - 09/12/2018 03:30 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 17:01

Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML

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By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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By somanybirds - 25/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while using a doorless restroom at the beach, a pack of seagulls rushed into my stall, followed by a group of kids chasing them. I guess the noise from tearing open a pad sounded enough like a bag of chips for them to think there was food. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By fml...really - 27/11/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

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By beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML

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By toto13660 - 29/06/2016 20:10

Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML

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By SwordFish8 - 04/07/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML

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cooterpie 11

Monday 19 September 2011 1:29

Eh, it's good luck.

BShady96 0

Monday 19 September 2011 1:29

Going for Top YDI?

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divadro102 16

Monday 19 September 2011 6:45

You scared the shit out of them

mrlopez 13

Monday 19 September 2011 18:00

Oh so true. Birds are indeed poop machines when they are scared. You beat me to this comment btw :)

badactor009 0

Monday 19 September 2011 7:34

Karma. Serves you right. I hope something comes lumbering through your life when you try to nest.

MsMeiriona 2

Monday 19 September 2011 7:51

What the **** did you expect would happen?

VixSparda 5

Monday 19 September 2011 8:03

and the dumbass award goes too...

jetblack59 0

Monday 19 September 2011 8:06

ydi

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Monday 19 September 2011 9:11

Sneak back to the field and throw a bunch of Alka-Seltzer tablets to the seagulls.

MwahFMLS 6

Monday 19 September 2011 9:17

you COMPLETELY deserve it. stop being jerks and get a life I say!

Snookie85 19

Monday 19 September 2011 9:25

Yum! That sounds pretty tasty.....

MarineWife131 0

Monday 19 September 2011 10:12

What did you think was going to happen...?

flytothemoon010 0

Monday 19 September 2011 10:17

so smart! genius of the year !!

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