By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
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cooterpie 11

Eh, it's good luck.

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mrahhhhh 21

That was a dumb idea; you deserve it so bad.

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erpaderp 17

Smooth move, ex-lax.

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perdix 29

Holy Livingston Shit! Who'da thunk there would be seagulls in Wisconsin? I wouldn't have believed it, except I've seen it for myself -- however, I'm smart enough not to hassle an animal that is armed with a shit cannon.

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FYLDeep 25

Why wouldn't there be seagulls in Wisconsin perdix? Where ever you can find people outside, having fun, enjoying themselves, there's bound to be seagulls to wreck their day.

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perdix 29

Because you expect seagulls to be near the sea. I thought that in the heartland, fun would be ruined by pigeons and grackles.

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ikickgingers 15

Grackles are creepy ass looking birds. They look soulless.

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perdix 29

You're telling me! When I was in college, we'd be swarmed by grackles every January. Ginger grackles, they are not just soulless, they have a deficit of souls!

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GrammaticalNazi 2

Your pun sucked. I refuse to call it shitty.

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ikickgingers 15

22 - your profile picture scares me. :/

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perdix 29

I saw it before they removed it. It could have been fake. I wanted to try to run it through TinEye.com to see where that pic came from.

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rexgar2000 10

what was the picture of?

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perdix 29

It was pictures of a dude's abs. They looked like they were CG, not real. Creepy looking. Poor Kicky scares easily.

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GrammaticalNazi 2

The reference was solid, but god do I hate that song.

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boredblonde 17

never mess with birds. lesson learned.

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Enslaved 36

Has anyone run in to a flock of birds and made them scatter before? I do it all the time. It's so much fun! Never pooped on yet. (knocks on wood.)

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nitram0606 0

You decided to to fight; birds don't play fair. That bird done took a shit in your hair. Sucks to be you, but You Did It yourself, don't **** with birds yo, peace out gotta go

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skata 4

your pic looks just like the one right above you (33)

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