Animals: Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls....

By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

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By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

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By yuck - 09/12/2018 03:30 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 17:01

Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML

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By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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By somanybirds - 25/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while using a doorless restroom at the beach, a pack of seagulls rushed into my stall, followed by a group of kids chasing them. I guess the noise from tearing open a pad sounded enough like a bag of chips for them to think there was food. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By fml...really - 27/11/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

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By beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML

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By toto13660 - 29/06/2016 20:10

Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML

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By SwordFish8 - 04/07/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML

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cooterpie 11

Monday 19 September 2011 1:29

Eh, it's good luck.

BShady96 0

Monday 19 September 2011 1:29

Going for Top YDI?

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roxyelizabeth 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:29

You deserved it!!!

sk8rgirljj 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:56

You scared the shit outta them! Haha

ROTFLMAOLDM 13

Thursday 22 September 2011 23:28

Thats a win!!

hitsugodoy 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 1:04

You are most definitely a ********. Poor birds had to be encountered by idiots like you.

lisaw375 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 23:14

don't mess with animals asshole

tankadin37 0

Monday 28 November 2011 7:09

Well, did you expect a flock of resting sea-gulls to be happy when you woke them? Sometimes, justice takes the form of bird crap...

Fenthik 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 6:43

And I ran... I ran so far away. I can't be the only one thinking this....

Kathts7 12

Saturday 7 April 2012 15:55

Karma!

Brina1 0

Monday 9 April 2012 21:05

That's a crappy situation

virginiatech2 6

Thursday 14 June 2012 18:50

What did you expect them to do?

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Today, my now-ex boyfriend treated our waitress like shit. She was a young lady who just came from Venezuela and barely spoke English. He gave her no tip, ranted about “fixing this goddamn border problem” along with xenophobic slurs. Apparently, he’d forgotten I’m an immigrant too, from Colombia. FML

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Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML

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Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML

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