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By Noname - 13/03/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:14 - United States

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

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By jpaylay - 10/05/2023 00:00

Today, while watching YouTube, I was drinking when something funny happened. I laughed, choked, and threw up all over the floor. FML

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By OliviaO - 24/12/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard at a joke that I snorted, which caused me to choke on my Coke, which then caused me to fall off my chair. The joke wasn’t even that funny. FML

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By Rach - 26/10/2023 04:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML

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By Pauly - 10/02/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML

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By Kayla - 06/03/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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By blegh - 16/01/2009 04:57 - Switzerland

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2012 17:21 - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 00:15 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML

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disadvantage 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:07

Wtf is boba? Even without knowing what it is, it sounds pretty hilarious though.

quesidias 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 7:31

in canada we call it Bubble Tea, a world of magical yummy goodness

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waterfish333 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:01

Even though you deserved it, that was very funny.

brown_eyed_girl 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 6:09

i drank boba today :D and i choked kinda too hahahahah

1234five 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:19

WTF is a boba

Snoops4life 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:50

HAHA gotta love lollicup:D i love the regular snow oreo cookies n cream with boba ^_^ was this lollicup in roseville? haha!! i may know you

lastminuteperm 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:46

WTF is Boba?

misslehua21 0

Monday 24 August 2009 18:59

LOL! Last time I had Boba, I choked on it too!

rachel_renegade 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 7:36

I love Boba! He's my favorite Star Wars character. Oh, wait a second...

althor 0

Friday 15 January 2010 8:09

Boba = irony

curzy 6

Monday 12 July 2010 23:29

agh i want bubble tea

pencilsupmynose 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 4:43

I don't like boba.

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