Hahahaha owned! That's all I have to say. Stop drinking untill you pass out, it's not quite the fun part of alcohol. ;)

Same shit happened to me, almost. I was asleep on my parents couch and my dad put a vacuum cleaner hose on my neck. I ate with my girlfriends grandparents and her sister made sure to point it out. it was even harder to explain "No No No my dad did it!"

so.... how long did you maintain this "hickey-by-vacuum" scam??? lol

For all the people who think it's not possible to get a hickey from a vacuum you are wrong. I once gave a hickey to a friend with a vacuum but you have to use the kind with an attachment hose. It doesn't look like a regular hickey though. Its perfectly round unlike a real hickey which will be irregularly shaped.

next time dont drink that much idiot

Guys do some terrible things and pass them off as pranks, I've noticed. Any chance your friends will at least be kind enough to go with you and tell your girl what they did? And as for the parents....borrow some of your girlfriend's coverup or concealer or something to hide the mark.

lol, consider yourself lucky. seriously. my friends and I are the real a**holes. Simply? 2 passed out friends + a sharpie permanent marker. the kicker? the first one of them woke up and cracked up laughing at the second. Pity he had a job interview that day :D

just put make up on it... im sure ur gf will understand. but i dnt think u should get drunk enough too pass out when u r with ur roomates again! haha

Hahh, your friends are funny. :) How the hell did you not wake up though?

I obviously know nothing. What's a "Hickey"?