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By Yay..... - 17/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML

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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Frustrated - 03/01/2014 02:24 - United States - Tustin

Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML

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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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By HazzaBoo - 07/08/2012 23:45 - United States

Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By oops - 19/04/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

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By dating a fucking psycho - 14/02/2013 20:06 - United States - Hickory

Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 16:58 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

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Hold your friends accountable

By Anonymous - 08/02/2022 04:00

Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:05

He thought you guys rocked.

starxshine 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:07

ydi for having bad friends

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sweetdreams20 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:21

should have defended him bystander

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:23

You can feel better for the fact you gave him an outlet to release his anger and frustration upon. Good on you. Now, I'm very angry and I got a rock. Can you come over and hold reeel still for a minute please. ;-)

rottentomatoes 7

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:25

yer frends r dicks.

epicsauceee 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:27

people are so mean these days

FYLyo 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:28

"GATOR DONT PLAY NO GAMES"

shootinguard23NH 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:33

Gators bitches better be wearin' Jimmys!

Leon91 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:32

lol your friends are hilarious.

the101dan 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:33

This FML was posted 9008 times already. I don't think it's real...

margie4peace 11

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:35

if you didn't defend him, YDI. PS. Get new friends.

storytime_fml 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:56

Op, your friends are not who they say they are or even who you think they are. They could be government agents, foreign spies, aliens. Who knows, I've seen it all. But I'll tell you this, it is most likely one of the governments ploys to control population. Your "friends" are most likely working for the government. By provoking the homeless man and running away they left you in almost immediate peril. But! You escaped alive OP, narrowly dodging the deadly rock. Run while you can my friend. They're out to get you.