Animals: Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley... - FML

By awesome - 23/03/2011 00:18

Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML

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By crybaby - 12/04/2013 05:58 - United States - Elmont

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML

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By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:30

Today, I saw a YouTube video of the cutest, sweetest old dog. When I checked the channel for more videos of this dog, I discovered that he died last month. Day ruined. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 16:51 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 20:01

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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By DebbyDowner - 06/01/2023 12:00

Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Imajerk - 13/04/2022 10:00

Today, for National Pet Day, we had a pet show and tell at work. A colleague of mine showed us a picture of her lemon tree. I remember she had a dog and wondered why she didn’t bring him, so I asked why didn’t she show her dog. Turns out he passed away a month ago. She burst into tears and ran off. FML

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GRyphonLJJ 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:53

You seriously need new friends.

baseballin25 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:53

that sucks. OP im sorry my dog is almost 11 and i cant imagine putting him down. oh yeah what horrible friends.

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BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 1 September 2011 12:34

I´ve never seen the movie, but I know what it´s about. Mean b*tches.

llamalpaca382 13

Tuesday 4 October 2011 2:00

I had to put my dog down 4 days after this FML was posted. He was only 6 years old. I still have trouble with it and it was over 6 months ago. I can't even begin to imagine how I would've felt if this had happened to me! I'm SO sorry for your loss, and I hope you've found new friends, because you need to >_>

jellyD 1

Friday 11 November 2011 8:51

OP, your friends suck. Been there, understand your pain. Your friends suck major hind tit and do not deserve your attention. Dump 'em

TuckersGirl 2

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:21

For lack of a better statement, that is just downright MEAN. :(

smally12345 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 17:48

tight bastards.

pinkalicious224 7

Wednesday 27 June 2012 17:06

Well they seem like some fantastic friends. *sarcasm*. You should seriously consider getting new friends. I know how it feels to put a dog down after 10 years but 11 must be even worse. It's a very sad thing. It's like loosing a member of the family. I am so sorry for your loss. I hoe you feel better.

pinkalicious224 7

Wednesday 27 June 2012 17:12

Oops. I meant hope. Yikes

skylerlowe228 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 6:29

Your friends sound like dicks no offense to them

AffenKid 9

Sunday 5 August 2012 21:27

Dude, your 'friends' are a bunch of *****. Sorry for your loss :(

janey123 0

Saturday 25 August 2012 19:59

You are friends with those assclowns?

bubblecheeksz 6

Monday 3 September 2012 20:33

Oh My Gosh Thats Terrible. What Friends *rolling eyes*

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