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By awesome - 23/03/2011 00:18

Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML

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By crybaby - 12/04/2013 05:58 - United States - Elmont

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML

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By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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I never knew you

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:30

Today, I saw a YouTube video of the cutest, sweetest old dog. When I checked the channel for more videos of this dog, I discovered that he died last month. Day ruined. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 16:51 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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Bad news

By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 20:01

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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Nice friend you've got there

By DebbyDowner - 06/01/2023 12:00

Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Imajerk - 13/04/2022 10:00

Today, for National Pet Day, we had a pet show and tell at work. A colleague of mine showed us a picture of her lemon tree. I remember she had a dog and wondered why she didn’t bring him, so I asked why didn’t she show her dog. Turns out he passed away a month ago. She burst into tears and ran off. FML

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GRyphonLJJ 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:53

You seriously need new friends.

baseballin25 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:53

that sucks. OP im sorry my dog is almost 11 and i cant imagine putting him down. oh yeah what horrible friends.

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ZeroFail 0

Friday 25 March 2011 18:30

this actually made me burst out laughing! Sorry FYL

thepicklelover16 0

Friday 25 March 2011 23:54

omigod something like that happened to me like that but they brought their dogs to my house

DestiniHicks 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 1:28

that's seriously rude that your friends would do that..

Impulseforyou 6

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:57

That is seriously messed up. Get new friends.

xMyazXtr3me 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 10:25

I'm 18 yo and I had my dog ever since I could remember. he just recently died at 17. I knew him my whole life. it's not easy.

salvipride_15 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:47

damn! that's messed up!!! you need to get new friends unlike that asshole

xxxalliisonnxxx 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 4:25

your "friends" are ******* stupid.

bobateme 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:39

how is babby formed? how gurl get pragenent? :)

DestiniHicks 0

Monday 28 March 2011 5:10

who would want to be a bitch like that it's so ******* stupid. I mean really?!?! GROW UP ASSHOLE

kykyshay 0

Monday 28 March 2011 20:54

Aw! I love dogs... I'm so sorry!

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Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML

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