Animals: Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley... - FML

By awesome - 23/03/2011 00:18

Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML

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By crybaby - 12/04/2013 05:58 - United States - Elmont

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML

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By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:30

Today, I saw a YouTube video of the cutest, sweetest old dog. When I checked the channel for more videos of this dog, I discovered that he died last month. Day ruined. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 16:51 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 20:01

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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By DebbyDowner - 06/01/2023 12:00

Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Imajerk - 13/04/2022 10:00

Today, for National Pet Day, we had a pet show and tell at work. A colleague of mine showed us a picture of her lemon tree. I remember she had a dog and wondered why she didn’t bring him, so I asked why didn’t she show her dog. Turns out he passed away a month ago. She burst into tears and ran off. FML

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GRyphonLJJ 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:53

You seriously need new friends.

baseballin25 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:53

that sucks. OP im sorry my dog is almost 11 and i cant imagine putting him down. oh yeah what horrible friends.

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NaoPudding 8

Wednesday 23 March 2011 15:47

Awww. I'm sorry for your loss, and also sorry that you have such insensitive friends.

margie4peace 11

Wednesday 23 March 2011 15:58

They aren't your friends. Sorry about your dog. :-(

cooperd52 6

Wednesday 23 March 2011 16:40

that's messed up we just lost our 13 year old golden as well

demo320 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 16:53

your friend is a dick

a_traveler 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 17:04

That's why you don't get a dog. If you hadn't have had one, they wouldn't have been able to do that to you.

AmandaLee2320 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 20:08

Really? Just.. really?

kingjames2306 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 20:43

traveler wow your an idiot there is alot of people that dont need to be on earth and your one of them

purple_sarah88 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 17:05

I'm sorry about your dog. I'm sorry about your friends. And now I know never to watch that movie! Take a little space and time to heal, focus on your happy memories of your dog, and when you're ready get back out there and make new friends!

a_traveler 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 17:13

Hiya, I just read your "about you" info on the iPhone app, so here's my message. What's new with where you're from? Sincerely, Paul

natcor8 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 17:13

I'm sooooo sorry that is the saddest movie EVER ;,,,( Sorry about ur dog, your friends are mean!

lilblondefreak 6

Wednesday 23 March 2011 17:17

almost the same thing happened to me , j had my dog for thirteen almost fourteen years and we had to put her down a month before her fourteenth birthday and she was the exact same as marley just a girl and not nearly as crazy and the movie came out right after we put her down , my family couldn't and wouldn't watch the movie until about eight months later </3

jerica98 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 17:31

Your friends are douchebags, jus sayn :)

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