Animals: Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley... - FML

By awesome - 23/03/2011 00:18

Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML

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By crybaby - 12/04/2013 05:58 - United States - Elmont

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML

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By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:30

Today, I saw a YouTube video of the cutest, sweetest old dog. When I checked the channel for more videos of this dog, I discovered that he died last month. Day ruined. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 16:51 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 20:01

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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By DebbyDowner - 06/01/2023 12:00

Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Imajerk - 13/04/2022 10:00

Today, for National Pet Day, we had a pet show and tell at work. A colleague of mine showed us a picture of her lemon tree. I remember she had a dog and wondered why she didn’t bring him, so I asked why didn’t she show her dog. Turns out he passed away a month ago. She burst into tears and ran off. FML

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GRyphonLJJ 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:53

You seriously need new friends.

baseballin25 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:53

that sucks. OP im sorry my dog is almost 11 and i cant imagine putting him down. oh yeah what horrible friends.

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ahhshhfml 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 20:26

that's horrible! my family has had my dog for 18 years. that's longer than ive even been alive. we put him down in December and I cant even imagine watching that movie ever again.

FAYUL12345100 3

Wednesday 23 March 2011 20:53

Gee whiz, your friends are such shitbags. How can they joke about your dog passing away? What if one of their relatives/beloved pets died? It wouldn't be so ******* funny then, would it be?

denvan 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:08

At least it wasn't Hachi

caleismyth 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:40

dude I have a dog that's 12 and I can't imagine putting him down. your friends are insensitive assholes I'd would knock them out if I were you. your life sucks

happysmartg 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:06

i completely agree. i'd lose those "friends" of your asap.

supertacowaffle 41

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:00

Same happened for me but my dog was 14 years old. FYL

fightin4fun 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:14

I'm sorry OP. I've had my dog since I was 3 I'm 16 in a month and can't imagine life without her. that must of been hard

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:22

I agree!!

notsoluckypup 12

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:32

Weird 'cause a special dog that was in my family for many years died on the day (or night I should say) before my brother's birthday back in 2009. We had watched Marley and Me earlier that day... I don't think I'll ever watch that movie again .....

iwadasn 32

Thursday 24 March 2011 0:39

Same here. I saw the movie when it first came out, but after I had to put my dog to sleep last year, I probably won't ever be able to make myself watch it again.

sugar42 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:18

awwwwww... POOR YOU!!!! I feel so bad about your dog. You need to get better friends!!!:(

FMLucky 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:59

I dont think I would have ever stopped crying. hahaha

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