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By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 15:45 - United States - Newark

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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Saturday 20 July 2013 19:36

Try turning off the volume

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Saturday 20 July 2013 19:36

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lininnes 6

Monday 22 July 2013 3:48

Great prank!

sinekt 9

Monday 22 July 2013 10:53

The truth is changing computer sounds is one of the most difficult things in the world. And you're a man...

Bebbo_fml 21

Monday 22 July 2013 14:11

Mute is your new BFF op.

Bad_People_r_Bad 3

Monday 22 July 2013 22:02

Learn to use computers then

sulitak 27

Tuesday 23 July 2013 7:46

two solutions that should be common sense: 1. GOOGLE the directions on changing it 2. when inserting or removing a USB, mute temporarily. Next time, keep the work computer away from douche friends