Work: Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds....

By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 15:45 - United States - Newark

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML

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By aireun - 09/07/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 04:01 - United States - Weyauwega

Today, while trying to fix a corrupted USB hard drive with my wife’s computer I accidentally wiped her laptop drive instead of clearing the external drive. I’m not allowed on her computers anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 01:34 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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Oh, the irony

By HassledAirfarer - 07/12/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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Thanks Dave, good one

By tech_support - 04/11/2011 16:05 - Sweden

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

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By GidleyWife - 30/07/2015 17:22 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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MsConfusedd 27

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:36

Try turning off the volume

mzrobinson 13

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:36

Google...

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28already 2

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:17

I don't know why you're complaining. That sounds awesome

alycion 38

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:49

If you didn't bother to look for the solution the first time you heard it, ydi. Playing pranks on people who are too helpless to look things up is just so much more fun. I once got a coworker by screenshotting their desktop, removing all the icons so only the screenshotted ones displayed, moved the start bar to the top and set it on auto hide. After 2 hours of rebooting they called it who pretty much laughed at them for not figuring it out. Last time she slept through a shift and left me to do her job and mine. Though I think it would have found it funnier if it wasn't in the middle of the night.

etracy42 5

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:01

Google it!

nicolegrace8925 9

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:19

might as well just keep it in or buy a new one

dakatabg 31

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:22

That is funny

projectem7 14

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:23

Thats not really fml material...

kaykay2922 11

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:31

It's simple. We kill the Batman.

rhevenge 19

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:38

ummmm Google?

Sputnikspak 13

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:48

When I fixed my friend's PC (way back in the 90's) we set it up so whenever it booted up it went directly into a game of 'Putt Putt Goes To The Moon'. It also yelled 'STUPID KID, GO TO BED' whenever an error message popped up.