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By Derp-A-Herp - 27/05/2011 05:46 - United States

Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

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kidclarke 15

Friday 27 May 2011 12:00

I'm surprised you didn't say Disneyland.

jennifer93 0

Friday 27 May 2011 12:10

Yeahhh math isnt my best subject either ;p

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Juliaa15 6

Friday 27 May 2011 12:19

Don't hurt yourself there.

EvilPotato 14

Friday 27 May 2011 12:20

uuuuuh Mexico!

ThatFatGuyBehind 3

Friday 27 May 2011 12:23

And Evil Potato is our winner!!

HoneyBall 3

Friday 27 May 2011 12:24

morocco isn't an island and neither in the Caribbean. i'm quite sure he is the genius here

daybowbow 0

Friday 27 May 2011 12:28

See 2007 Miss Teen South Carolina. "Some people out there in our nation don't have maps..."

claireful 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:25

best. comment. ever. "like the Iraq and other Asian countries..."

miraggg 1

Sunday 29 May 2011 15:38

like such as

Livinia 11

Friday 27 May 2011 12:40

I'd facepalm too if I were him.

Narwhalskill 0

Friday 27 May 2011 12:45

"what's the Caribbean? is that a store?"

DjeePee 24

Friday 27 May 2011 12:46

Tortuga. Duuuh.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 27 May 2011 13:23

Are you my mummy?

wrigglezeus 0

Friday 27 May 2011 14:06

win on the doctor who reference!

Feklfekl2222 32

Friday 27 May 2011 19:55

tortuga is part of an island more specifically a port

fthku 13

Friday 27 May 2011 21:27

That is probably one of the scarier Dr. Who episodes (of the new Dr. Who of course) I've seen. That and the one on the plane with David Tennant, when a mysterious creature takes over him. OP, sounds to me like you'd make some great failbook contributions.