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By Derp-A-Herp - 27/05/2011 05:46 - United States

Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

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Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that, "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML

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Friday 27 May 2011 12:00

I'm surprised you didn't say Disneyland.

jennifer93 0

Friday 27 May 2011 12:10

Yeahhh math isnt my best subject either ;p

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DaveTheBrave20 0

Friday 27 May 2011 13:29

he should facepalm.. morocco is in africa

jennt89 10

Friday 27 May 2011 13:35

Morocco isn't an island genius. You could have said something smart and easy like Jamaica or Cuba or Haiti.?

missmaryb 0

Friday 27 May 2011 13:37

You try to diss your boyfriend by trying to be sarcastic and calling him "genius" then the rest of your confession shows what an idiot you are. Genius!

kristylew03 1

Friday 27 May 2011 16:37

Pretty she wasn't trying to diss him... I understood it to mean that she really believes he is a genius and that's why he facepalmed.

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 27 May 2011 17:07

The verbiage is ambiguous. Whether she was dissing or not is difficult to tell. Tone of voice would make it much easier.

Djzom13 0

Friday 27 May 2011 13:37

Is it Hawaii?

JenL_fml 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:17

You're joking, right?

kc1997kc 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:55

wrong ocean.... facepalms.

Djzom13 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 14:33

That was a joke x.x it's hard to display sarcasm over typing

13ksmin 0

Friday 27 May 2011 13:38

looks like someone is strange with the earth, you are not alien, aren't you?

DakotaCat 4

Friday 27 May 2011 13:47

Dummy! Should have said Pittsburgh!

raya_kz 7

Friday 27 May 2011 13:49

I didn't get this fml.someone please explain

texas_redneck88 10

Friday 27 May 2011 13:50

wow really, Morocco? that's nowhere near the carribean. I'd facepalm to for havin such a stupid girlfriend, actually I did facepalm cause one I feel sorry for your boyfriend for datin a moron and two, cause you're effin stupid.