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By Derp-A-Herp - 27/05/2011 05:46 - United States

Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2011 09:20 - Ireland

Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that, "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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Friday 27 May 2011 12:00

I'm surprised you didn't say Disneyland.

jennifer93 0

Friday 27 May 2011 12:10

Yeahhh math isnt my best subject either ;p

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MyF_ckingLuck 0

Friday 27 May 2011 21:32

why are these fmls so lame lately

mamamenee 0

Friday 27 May 2011 21:35

maybe you should have spent more time studying and less time sniffing sharpies and whiteout.

yzf250rider88 2

Friday 27 May 2011 21:49

why not just say Russia or china while you're at it damn morocco really??? I hope you didn't pass geography class

aznmex21 3

Friday 27 May 2011 22:23

did u pass geography in elementary school?

clarissa_Gyall 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:58

Jamaica fools. JAMAICA!! lol

happysmartg 5

Friday 27 May 2011 23:02

you cant be calling him a "genius" sarcastically if your the dumb one in this situation

Miranday 0

Friday 27 May 2011 23:18

*facepalm* You Are the stupide one here.

eftup 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:21

this is a fml?..

sassyangel24 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:26

Wow.. and I thought I was bad at geography..

kasey3591 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:56

bahamas! wow dumbass

JenL_fml 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 1:34

The Bahamas do not count as the Caribbean, because that set of islands do not border the Caribbean Sea. They are, however, part of the West Indies.

quite_bored 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:21

JenL, are you truly that ignorant?

JenL_fml 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:47

Are YOU truly ignorant? I live in the Caribbean, have taken Caribbean Geography and History in school. I know what I'm talking about.

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