By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 23:24 - United States - Winder

Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
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MenacingMe 17

This is where you kick a bitch to the curb, buy a body pillow, call "her" Carol, and have the time of your life.

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Rozay333 36

Sounds like my brothers GF, she constantly gets pissed at him (and the rest of my family) over the smallest things that a normal person wouldnt even think of haha. Moral of the story: Bitches Be Crazy!

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scalde 4

I dunno. We're you poking her with it?

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scyth3s 13

What kind of misguided **** could possibly think this is deserved?

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yankesik 16

Just so you know, dick up her butt doesn't classify as "cuddling".

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HRose 2

Dude, YDI for putting up with that crazy little twat waffle. This should have started "my now ex-girlfriend."

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annalily5 28

Listen, this may sound absurd, but some people are really, really bad at cuddling. I hooked up with a guy I knew and stayed the night. I didn't get a single ******* wink of sleep because this dude could not cuddle like a normal ass person who picks a position and sticks with it(maybe with the occasional change up every couple hours). No, every 10-15 minutes, just as I started to drift off, this dude would violently grope me in his sleep and I'd be wide awake. In addition to that he stole all the blankets. I was not in a good mood when he woke up nice and refreshed in the morning wanting to go another round while I had gotten maybe a half hour of sleep. If I was actually dating someone like that and had to deal with that every night a fight would be the least of that dudes worries. I'd probably shank a bitch. So anyway, if your problems are along those lines, I recommend sleeping in separate beds. Because yes, obnoxious cuddling is a thing, and it can inspire murder.

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LunaBlack666 23

the 579 YDIs are all from accounts your girlfriend made to spite you.

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DragonRain3390 4

Yeah...she needs to go. If she were the right one, she'd just enjoy you holding her at night.

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Mortoli 30

heh you feel bad? i did this with a guy in my sleep i didnt even know he ended up sleepin with me that night. he told me next morning with a horrific look on his face i didn't have the balls to ask what happened lol.

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