By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
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Mossears133 15

Sheesh OP, why'd you have to go and be all selfish?! Personal feelings? Pfft

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CaptMurdock 25

And then you come put it on FML? You shouldn't make everything about yourself OP!

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thatonegirlnic 10

Well technically it is all about her because she is the one who cheated...

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perdix 29

#14, not necessarily. Maybe she thinks they are just "friends with benefits," "**** buddies," or the like, while he insists that they are a couple. In that case, it really is all about him.

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CorruptAngel920 18

Perdix has a point. Some people are just FWB or **** buddies. I know a few people that are just that and have to remind their partners that they aren't dating.

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thatguynow 13

Some people are just...**** I don't even think they've invented a word to describe them

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brackaman 18

I believe it's called cheater. Just a guess tho.

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nightbirdblue 27

Or a shit weasel, if you are feeling particularly creative.

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vaxanas 5

selfish asshole! How dare you be faithful!

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BlackPhenom 9

It's amazing how many people pull this line. Especially in the worst of situations. FYL and hopefully you get a better partner.

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davincidasecond 24

I usually don't call females this but I'll make an exception now. She's a ****. Don't waste your time even thinking about her OP.

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MoeT8979 8

BOOM!!! Good choice, one of my faves

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KBurns207 17

I'd have dumped her ass on the spot after that. No more talking just leave and don't ever speak to me again *****.

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satelliteantenna 8

You should bring her attention to the fact that is clearly ISN'T all about you, like a relationship OUGHT to be.

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perdix 29

The best defense is a good offense. It seems like it is your fault for not being as hot as the other guy. Maybe she'll give you another chance and this time, hotten it up a bit, OK?

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