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By omgstuupidd - 17/02/2013 14:27 - United States - Brewster

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to take a jog in an area we never been before. We then got lost. She actually thought that the tattoo on her arm of an open compass with north, east, south, and west would help us. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I went on a scenic hike to clear my head and ended up lost for two hours. When I finally found my way back, I noticed the trail signs had big, bright arrows. How did I miss those? FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 21:16 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we ended up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 18:00

Today, I ran a marathon and despite the numerous arrows and indications along the way, I ended up getting lost on the way to the finish line. I'm still not sure how I managed it. FML

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By Shame - 19/09/2012 20:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

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By Wouldntitbeniceif - 01/05/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I went for a hike with the local search and rescue volunteer group that I recently joined. I got lost and spent 5 hours wandering aimlessly. FML

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By sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam - 12/07/2015 19:56 - United States - Killeen

Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML

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Sunday 17 February 2013 18:57

Does she have a bottle of water tattooed as well for emergency use?

carry_on 19

Sunday 17 February 2013 18:55

I think your girlfriend needs mental exercise more then physical exercise...

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paintedchocolate 30

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:03

Somewhere, a physicist is crying...

nothing92x 13

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:16

Along with every person that has common sense.

kingsian 15

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:04

Tell hell if that didn't work, she could've always click her heels together three times.

kingsian 15

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:07

Tell her*

soja_fml 18

Monday 18 February 2013 1:47

Well if you think about it she probably did put him thru hell...

nothing92x 13

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:06

It looked great on paper, but when she got the tattoo on her arm, well I guess the idea didn't seem so great on skin now.

mfischer 17

Tuesday 19 February 2013 3:00

I read this a few extra times hoping to find something clever or funny.

Stefanie88 24

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:08

Sounds like a keeper, if you aren't dating her for her brains that is. What if she was just having a slow moment due to the panic?

AugustBurnsToast 14

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:11

Should've just installed an actual compass in her arm.

SunTzu2 9

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:13

That tattoo was a big mistake too

Doubledimp 23

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:15

You guys should have left a trail of bread crumbs behind...

llamafish 25

Monday 18 February 2013 0:25

I once did that. I got lost, and surrounded by ducks.

fatboygixxer 3

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:18

I hear the pussy magnet tattoo is far more accurate...

lifeisgood_03 8

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:27

how does she get anywhere in life..

ICastillo 24

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:34

With the compass that's tattooed on her arm.

Albarufus 13

Sunday 17 February 2013 19:28

Ask her to ink a calculator and an iPhone screen as well.

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