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By omgstuupidd - 17/02/2013 14:27 - United States - Brewster

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to take a jog in an area we never been before. We then got lost. She actually thought that the tattoo on her arm of an open compass with north, east, south, and west would help us. FML
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Ebola_fml 20

Does she have a bottle of water tattooed as well for emergency use?

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carry_on 19

I think your girlfriend needs mental exercise more then physical exercise...

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Natural selection not working at it's finest, you mean.

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PhilSnake22 13

Sometimes I think common sense should be called uncommon sense these days.

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YDISM 19

That would be called "Royal Sense" good sir?

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Sandman366 6

28-There really needs to be a "sarcasm font"....so you can pick up on it.

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prestigion 4

You two seem fitting for one another considering your ability to properly utilize verb tenses.

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outoftown 26

And you didn't think to get a GPS tattoo?

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dancinwookie 21

That'd be a pretty handy super power actually. A built in arm compass...hmm.

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ksks1234 33

Tell her in order for the compass to work, she ha to have her arm straight out, at "due north" the entire time.

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dashizam 10

There is.... It's backwards italics, I don't remember the site to download it though.

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