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By omgstuupidd - 17/02/2013 14:27 - United States - Brewster

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to take a jog in an area we never been before. We then got lost. She actually thought that the tattoo on her arm of an open compass with north, east, south, and west would help us. FML
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Ebola_fml 20

Does she have a bottle of water tattooed as well for emergency use?

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carry_on 19

I think your girlfriend needs mental exercise more then physical exercise...

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etchsanity1 11

Ah the compass tattoo is a garmin eh lol

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felidsentry 17

Tell her to get some common sense tattooed on.

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karlcolt45 19

clearly it worked if you got home! haha

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picante72 24

I'm perplexed as to why she got that tattoo in the first place.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Don't talk about blondes when you couldn't spell *been...

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80sgurl 15

She doesn't sound like the brightest crayon in the box.

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bach2121 13

That was a retarted comment.

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hienzburgess 9

OP you should get her engagement ring tattooed on her ring finger; much less expensive than buying the actual thing and I'm sure she'll be thrilled.

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Vanillanougat 14

Don't worry OP, I'm sure she knows how to make a dowsing rod as well. Problem solved.

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