By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
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ilovemychem 22

Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out

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andiesaur 18

Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.

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Queen_bee1234 21

How can you have a girlfriend if you're a girl?

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MidnaLink 33

Sheltered childhood much? OP is a LESBIAN, or bisexual with a girlfriend.

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Queen_bee1234 21

#32 You're saying OP likes to kiss other girls? :O

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RockyG92 15

That's horrid, sounds like you made the right decision though!

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imbedderdenu 23

wtf she's foul! sounds like you made the right decision!

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winchestinalock 21

well that's kind of a bloody situation you've got there OP

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martin8337 35

Bloody needy as they say in England.

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Adam5858 17

Did you ever realise you were going out with a pshycopath

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martin8337 35

I would've thrown a used condom at her. Hopefully the **** hadn't dried up yet.

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mikbrooke 25

both are female. no used condom full of **** anywhere to be seen.

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