By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
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ilovemychem 22

Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out

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andiesaur 18

Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.

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Bloink 25

This is the reason that when you look back in the future you're sure that the breakup was not a mistake

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PrincessCastiel 27

That escalated quickly! But seriously OP, that was a very immature & disgusting act for your girlfriend to perform. I would freak if I got hit with someone else's period blood.

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nardledangers 5

too needy? im a guy and it seems like your selfish, YDI

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erenjaeger 16

There is a such thing as too needy. I dated a girl like that, and it was uncomfortable. They're not being selfish.

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shortvirgo13 7

I actually think OP was being a dick. She was on her period and OP didn't even have the decency to break it off face to face. No he does it when she is in a whole next room obviously preoccupied. OP YDI.

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SkullSphinx 10

Bro, this is all kinds of 'You deserve it', you couldn't have even waited for her to get out? You totally deserve it. Be a real man and face her, don't wait till she's stuck somewhere and be a pansy.

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jerryj 27

Bro → Sis Be a real man → Be a real woman OP is female.

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ineedagooduser 12

#21 - It doesn't say the gender on the app.

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chinaski7628 32

I'm on the app and I can clearly see the gender icon next to the user name.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

What app are you using? Mine definitely shows the gender.

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Emily062611 6

I'm just on the mobile site on my phone and it doesn't show the gender either.

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russfml 31

She was also the one hiding in the bathroom in all fairness as well

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yeahthatsmeee 10

she wasn't "hiding in the bathroom" she was obviously using it

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ThomasBombadil 31

Yikes, reminds me of a U2 song. (Sunday Bloody Sunday)

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xThatOneWeirdGuy 18

I love the ratio of FYLs to YDIs on this one. Double standards of gender. :/

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Nuditi 10

You do realise both are girls right?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Actually, many people noticed.

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kelsorg 21

at least she wasn't by a knife. maybe you're lucky it was just a used tampon. but still fyl.

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Enslaved 36

Good news! Chances are she's not pregnant with your child!

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SMHsohard 22

Ok, say it with me: OP is a girl Keep repeating until you get it.

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ksks1234 33

Lesbians can still have kids. They are obviously not going to have them in the traditional sense, but I know lesbian couples that have children.

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acerredrum 23

@64 "Pregnant with your child" 18 clearly thought that OP was male.

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ksks1234 33

Shit! I so missed the your. Well, that is what I get for trying to be self-righteous. I am just going to be busy trying to remove my foot from my mouth.

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acerredrum 23

It's alright, we all misread things from time to time. :]

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das_shizzle 16

You picked a bloody good time to tell her your leaving her didn't you.

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