Poopoo peepee and Love: Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just...

By kdeeeceee - 09/11/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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Gross out competition

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Pumped-up Tanks

By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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Overdoing it

By Zill - 17/11/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend has become such a workaholic that I found her sitting in her office, soaked in piss. When I called her out, she said she didn't want to take bathroom breaks anymore, and asked me to buy diapers. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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Renesaga 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 11:52

Shitty situation? Wait, no, that joke sucks. But look at it this way: At least you're a gentleman! And a jackass..

Miss_Lisaa 16

Wednesday 9 November 2011 11:54

Man, you're a gentleman ! So cute to do that. :)

Comments

skeezle 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 15:45

He's lying, everybody knows girls don't poop.

Steve95401 49

Wednesday 9 November 2011 15:45

OP might be a great boyfriend for taking the hit, but he may have damaged his career also. His boss might think twice when it comes to future choice assignments, bonuses and raises.

lovvetolaugh 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:22

If your boss passes you up for promotions because you took a poop at his house then the boss is the one who's an idiot.. Pooping is a normal bodily function. Boss man probably ****** up his own pipes by doing the sane thing so it isn't dudes fault boss has a broken toilet

herponi 2

Wednesday 9 November 2011 15:53

Man that sucks so bad

alice18_fml 6

Wednesday 9 November 2011 16:56

one hell of a boyfriend ;) hahahahahahahaha

xHuey123 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 17:05

You better have gotten a whole lotta sex.

Okayitwasme 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 17:23

If I was the boss I would have been embarrassed that I own a shitty shitter! Some toilets are made with smaller plumbing. We replaced all our toilets in our new house, because the toilets had small TRAPS. I bet it does that to him all the time.

miami_bb6 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 18:08

Offer to pay for the plumber

alycion 38

Wednesday 9 November 2011 18:11

If I was the boss as long as you helped clean the mess I'd get over it. Shit like that happens in life and if he can't go with the flow he shouldn't be management. No puns intended.