Poopoo peepee and Love: Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just...

By kdeeeceee - 09/11/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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Gross out competition

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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Overdoing it

By Zill - 17/11/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend has become such a workaholic that I found her sitting in her office, soaked in piss. When I called her out, she said she didn't want to take bathroom breaks anymore, and asked me to buy diapers. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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Renesaga 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 11:52

Shitty situation? Wait, no, that joke sucks. But look at it this way: At least you're a gentleman! And a jackass..

Miss_Lisaa 16

Wednesday 9 November 2011 11:54

Man, you're a gentleman ! So cute to do that. :)

Comments

kimmiekimmiekong 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:00

If ur boss gets that upset about it than he is the jack ass! Taking a shit is a normal thing and its not like "you" purposefully clogged his toilet! He will hopefully get over it!

saIty 17

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:01

I bet your girlfriend wanted to make love to you right on his dining table, after that noble act.

Buttsexpirate 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:02

She was all like 'Itook a shit and I don't know what to do' and I was all like 'Baby I'll take a shit for you any-day,' yep I'm the dude!

Meme1988 18

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:28

Haha! ;)

yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:43

So did you get butt sex?

coolstorybro6969 6

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:03

She just have to pay you back when you get home ;)

Reality_bites 14

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:05

The saying "don't shit where you eat" comes to mind . . .

tayza249 20

Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:11

That's sweet of you, don't get me wrong, but maybe you should have just let her own up to it? Your boss disliking your girlfriend isn't likely to affect your job, but if he doesn't like YOU.. Then yeah it's a bit of a problem.

rudegirlmania 10

Wednesday 9 November 2011 18:27

Exactly. And I mean, how hard is it to not clog a toilet? Flush before it gets too full, it will probably take more than one flush but who gives a shit?? (haha) In the end, you won't have to stand in horror as your shit is expelled onto the floor. (and to those who might call flushing more than once a waste of water...I HOPE you don't take monster ***** often enough to actually affect anything) >_

HerWrongHole247 18

Sunday 28 February 2016 1:56

Some toilets flush really slowly, so if she dropped a big log in one push, nothing she could do about except break it in half with something she could find.