By kdeeeceee - 09/11/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 526
You deserved it 4 587

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Shitty situation? Wait, no, that joke sucks. But look at it this way: At least you're a gentleman! And a jackass..

Man, you're a gentleman ! So cute to do that. :)

Comments

Ocelotstar1995 7

Wow, OP you are an amazing boyfriend, maybe your boss should understand that things like this do happen occasionally!

corypoops 5

You deserve an award for that haha

You're a good dude for letting your gf save face like that

Take a dump before showering in the morning, it's the most sanitary solution.

kaykay20 0

She needs to learn to flush before she fills it up too much. That way theirs no flooding or need for a plunger.

little_monster21 0

eww. sweet of you but hopefully your boss gets over it..wouldn't want it to affect work...cuz of your girlfriends shit. lol.

JinxosGirl87 0

Tell the boss that if he needs a plumber you'll pay for the bill. By you I mean your GF.

She owes you constant head for like a month

KiddNYC1O 20

Now they'll be room in her stomach for your boss' shitty food!