By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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avaeric 0

I've got ya beat, Bananaphone once came on random, it was my music.

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your_a_towel 0

hey man, i got you beat when i was losin my virginity i was listening to bob marley, it was real chill. then the song " I wanna be a homosexual" by screeching weasel came on. not so cool.

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kkamp516 10

gotta ******* **** gotta ******* **** gotta ******* ****

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ccc01 1

"Nothing kills a boner like the Foo Fighters" -beavis and butthead

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BLAARGH 0

try doing it to Slipknot - Disasterpiece

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Gladus_likes_cak 6

Or my little piece of heven by avenged seven fold

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trespasser_fml 0

hey man, you are one lucky sonofabitch for that song to come on. I remeber this one time in high school this gorgeous Russian girl had a nirvana t-shirt on, and me being a nirvana freak; I asked her what her favorite song was by them and she said in her broken English : rape me.. I just 'bout busted a load in my pants.you actually where in the middle of screwing your girl when that song came on. you should be FILMY (**** I love my life). anyways atta boy for nailing a chick with decent taste in music

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trespasser_fml 0

FILML (**** I love my life) sorry people I was rolling pretty hard when I tried to write that one...

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uluvmyexistence 0

i like that song but that is the worst time ever for it to come on. sux 4 u but congrats for lasting that long ur first time...not!!!!!! if u cant last at least 10 mins then eh

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