By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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avaeric 0

I've got ya beat, Bananaphone once came on random, it was my music.

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your_a_towel 0

hey man, i got you beat when i was losin my virginity i was listening to bob marley, it was real chill. then the song " I wanna be a homosexual" by screeching weasel came on. not so cool.

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xsmoochesx 0

thats so true but guys dont realize that lol

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NirvantioNxTFR 1

dude, what better song for that is there? maybe heart shaped box, but i hope im so lucky as to get anything by Nirvana.

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DixieBear 0

@13: it's actually called Closer. And it is amazing to bang to.

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laxerswag180 4

oh rape ne good song haha suck for u bro

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vnbritt 0

Actually it's called "close to god" but I'm a chick, an I would love to be ****** to that song, not just because of the lyrics, but it's just a good song.:)

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