By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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avaeric 0

I've got ya beat, Bananaphone once came on random, it was my music.

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your_a_towel 0

hey man, i got you beat when i was losin my virginity i was listening to bob marley, it was real chill. then the song " I wanna be a homosexual" by screeching weasel came on. not so cool.

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liltrece1986 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....that's too funny too bad you didn't have my first time by marquis houston or nothing like the first time by young jock they would've been more apporiate songs for such a time....lol

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kornonthecobb 0

lol when i lost my virginity when we finished korns "coming undone" came on and i laughed at the irony

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sparrowhawk_fml 0

At least it was her computer. You could have gotten in trouble if it was your playlist. Yikes!

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melissa1983 0

You lost your virginity to a John Mayer song? FYL and FHL.

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SocialxMoon 0

Actually, the song's called 'Closer'. Get it right.

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SocialxMoon 0

I'm curious... What is it that people like about having sex to music? I tried it once, & just ended up getting distracted & singing along. How do people not find it distracting?

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kornonthecobb 0

the better the base on the music the better the sex cause if the base is fast the sex is usually rougher and faster then a slow song at least thats my experiences

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ollierocks96 0

there should definately be a so what button on this. i mean, if she doesnt care, did anything really happen

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DynamicDave 11

I lol'ed for a second because as I was reading I saw "rape" and the first part of "nirvana" and at first I though it said "ninja rap," which is by vanilla ice haha

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JAK6508 0

Uhhhh.. thats a really hot song to have sex to... minus certain lyrics.....

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