Love: Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other....

By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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By Nightshade823 - 10/11/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML

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You deserved it 1 113

By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

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You deserved it 767

By cheesylad - 10/06/2017 06:00 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML

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You deserved it 1 386

By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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You deserved it 378

By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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You deserved it 47 400

By starboy - 10/03/2012 06:50 - United States

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

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You deserved it 20 169

By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 347

You deserved it 11 267

avaeric 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 15:33

I've got ya beat, Bananaphone once came on random, it was my music.

your_a_towel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:40

hey man, i got you beat when i was losin my virginity i was listening to bob marley, it was real chill. then the song " I wanna be a homosexual" by screeching weasel came on. not so cool.

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lord66610 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 6:35

make a playlist trust me it goes a long way had my itunes on shuffle and was good lasted for a good 2 hors to good songs and right when i finish i hear "Kill the B**ch, Rape the B**ch" she hit me because i was laughing to hard after it would have hurt if she wasnt laughing to

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:02

lol, your getting better at sex.

black_barbie10 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:55

hahaha! i lol'd at this one :D

viadomus815 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:52

love that song.

OMGobstoppers 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:36

rape me is an awesome song!

iamtheman 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:11

ahaha, you should make a playlist of all the horrible and annoying songs you can think of. Start with "Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom" move to "Animal Lover" by Dirtnasty and then maybe "Everyone Has Aids" or "I Like Cake" Either way, epic win.

Budweisser 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:41

U lucky lucky awesome little asshole....

crutchboy90 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:40

"Rape Me" is awesome, you naive child! But still, props for getting laid to the song. NIN's "Closer" is probably the best song about ******* from the past 20 yrs, so I recommend that one next.

mooreon131 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 21:02

M'kay, first off, John Mayer sucks. Second, Your body is a Wonderland is like 4 minutes, if that. Thirs, what's worng with rape me? I set it to repeat, and lost my virginty to it. and to #52, Closer is the best song to have angry sex to...EVER!!!