Love: Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other....

By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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By Nightshade823 - 10/11/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML

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By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

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By cheesylad - 10/06/2017 06:00 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By starboy - 10/03/2012 06:50 - United States

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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avaeric 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 15:33

I've got ya beat, Bananaphone once came on random, it was my music.

your_a_towel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:40

hey man, i got you beat when i was losin my virginity i was listening to bob marley, it was real chill. then the song " I wanna be a homosexual" by screeching weasel came on. not so cool.

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Tyler_Durden_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 12:53

o yeah, i forgot. If she didn't like it, tell her to make a Barry White playlist or something

your_a_towel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:40

hey man, i got you beat when i was losin my virginity i was listening to bob marley, it was real chill. then the song " I wanna be a homosexual" by screeching weasel came on. not so cool.

un_known_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:34

you don't deserve FYL for such entry, good day sir

CRUX_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 5:16

#42...Ahahaha. I love Screeching Weasel. My goal is to one day have sex to "I Wanna Be Your Dog" by Iggy Pop.

Romance_isdead 7

Sunday 20 May 2012 19:19

You just read my mind :)

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Monday 9 July 2012 8:14

That sounds like my boyfriend. I would totally let him. Haha

xoprettystars 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:49

try having nirvana's "come as you are" the first time having sex with your bf. as he loves kurt cobain, it was awesome for him. and a good laugh :]

Army_Wife 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 22:29

1. That's sweet that you both lost it together, I also lost it together with my husband. 2. Its funny, not really FML. You'll laugh afterwards. and to #4, there's a saying where I come from and its translation is: "tell me what are you bragging about and I'll tell you what you lack". Lasting hours its really not that good for a woman, its much better if you know what she wants how she wants it, and give it to her like that!

cmb8280 24

Monday 4 March 2013 2:27

Heard that!!

OnWaxWings 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:06

3cd changer on repeat, my mixes include all her favorites. Punchline, Juliana Theory, Switchfoot... "Beautiful Letdown" had me ROLLING. Eventually, she got caught cheating with me, and trying to still be in my life she left with a mix ending with a Doors blues cut talking about how "you'll lose the best friend you ever had"- track three was "I write sins, not Tragedies" from Panic. If only she'd left with the one with "Grace is Gone". I miss her. She still talks to my wife & kid. I'm her for you.

earwig12 1

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:30

#18 - that comic inspired me to create a playlist of mostly romantic music with a few ridiculous songs thrown in, including "Rape Me" and "Everyone Has AIDS."