By mylifesucks - 31/01/2014 23:50 - France - Paris

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Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
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cricketsins 36

Well, since apparently that kind of behavior is acceptable, I would take this opportunity to put a poster of someone you find attractive on your wall for the same purpose. Seems fair to me.

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transcedental 18

Aw, honey, that sucks. I am sorry. But on the other hand if you have a girlfriend that's into OD, isn't she too young to be doing it? *cough*

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onlymytwocents 9

YDI for banging anyone immature enough to hang up a One Direction poster

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davek 36

Are you banging a 12 year old?

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randomgalzbo 17

Are you sure she doesn't secretly think you're a OD member? ;)

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alshygirl 14

If she thought that, she wouldn't need the poster

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GuiLD15 7

Little doses of reality can burn sometimes.

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sdroze1389 31

that's just her subtle way of suggesting that you and a handful of metrosexuals run a train on her. seriously though, that does suck OP. that should just be for her "alone time"

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Cassmoneyyy 15

My first thought was, "he's dating a 13 year old."

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worthlessACfan 11

that sounded kinda bad ... like "why do I have to be with this person instead of One Direction?" haha (no fan of them)

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thatnucca 36

Story of your life OP... Maybe, that's just her "Style"... Going forward, I'd suggest you put a Beyoncé poster on the wall facing you, and also ask your next door neighbor to provide you with some long distance pep talk should you get stuck in the wrong direction... I guarantee you'd have the best time ever...

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