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By peace_lost - 29/06/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML

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Alex_DeLarge 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:08

So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

sillypuppy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:42

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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Silver_Lion 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 17:55

at least you didn't kill him!!

Someone_somewere 7

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:25

haha you got cockblocked by a cat

skittleface 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:50

i love the way this one was written. XD laughed my ass off.

giebs22 6

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:57

This isn't really an FML. Usually if a cat gets squished they just hiss and run away, or something like that. Even if he did get defensive, he would have only scratched you a little bit. If that's the case, then I hardly think your life is going to be changed for the worse by being scratched once by a kitten!

heygirlhey313 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:57

this is cute, and funny. very classic. loved it! :p

thelonelylurker 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 19:31

Cute story, but saying it's an FML is just going overboard. Maybe share it on your twitter like all the other attention-grabbing tweens.

Dinglenuts 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 19:53

YDI for typing like a diabetic, retarded 2 year old in a head trauma ward. "Elvis was very angry." Who gives a damn if a cat got angry at you? This isn't even an FML.

shmaller 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:13

Well if you don't like the site, you can kindly **** off for those who do not have thirty feet of rope shoved up our asses.

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:59

hahahah at 61.. totally agree

LavaMonster 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 6:32

So you think someone who is diabetic can't type? You need to calm down.

henri_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:40

would you happen to have claw marks all over your butt? lol

dolphin_8p 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:41

I guess you could say the cat was... all shook up? *kneeslap*

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:49

she is that ugly you need your eyes closed?

redblueviolet 0

Monday 27 July 2009 19:15

People kiss with their eyes closed usually. I can't imagine how awkward it would be just watching my boyfriend as he's kissing me...

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