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By peace_lost - 29/06/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
I agree, your life sucks 418
You deserved it 96
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Alex_DeLarge 0

So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

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sillypuppy 0

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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TanksToYou 0

I don't like cats anymore, and I rlly don't know why, I always bite my bfs cat cuz I don't like her, then I feel bad cuz I think about her feelings. That sucks tho, tell me about the scratches:O

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rayrayy_fml 0

...you bite your bf's cat? Are you four?

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censorshipoff 0

I don't know about your boyfriend, but if my boyfriend bit my cat 'cause he didn't like her he can say good bye to the relationship for being an immature prick

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darkmis1 17

who the hell bites their boyfriends cat?

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skullbashd 3

I like rug munchers

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boatkicker 4

Ugh. FYL and F elvis' life. That sucks. Cat scratches sting. Although for whatever reason scratches from tiny kitten sting more. Like paper cuts. lol (cat had kittens a while ago. didnt care if Mama Kitty got me, but i avoided those kitten claws. lol) Poor cat though. always sucks to be sat on.

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Newfie3199 0

YDI for not watching where you were going. caution extends further than condoms and birth-control XD

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RyeBreadBoy 0

For real. Next this dude's going to be like "we knocked over her dad's plasma screen tv because we were trying to walk around with our eyes ******* closed. he was pissed and punched me in the nuts. fml." I can just picture the two of you awkwardly stumbling toward the couch while trying to avoid knocking things (and one another) over. Exert some self control and look where you're going next time. YDI.

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ogloc 0

You sounded like a 4 year old, the way you wrote this.

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Cromwellsandwich 0

Meh, but it's a nice change from the normal FML styles.

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dyingstart 0

Damn #40, you beat me to it!

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alexgisforme3 0

the op person didnt write this badly...my god. people always have to critisise people about something. and im sure i spelled that wrong...whatever! but i feel bad for the cat :(. what did the kitty end up doing?

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

All the FMLs today are really nicely worded. :D yay for writing skills! Oh, and, someone had to say it: ELVIS HAS LEEEFT THE BUILDING. thank you, thank you very much.-lip curl- uuuuhhh-huuuuh.

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