Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her...

By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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The sensual world

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 21:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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You deserved it 7 259

By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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You deserved it 8 865

Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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You deserved it 190

Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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You deserved it 132

By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 175

You deserved it 7 036

By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 9 516

JeyBiscuit 14

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:29

What caused you to throw up? Was she not clean down there?

DarkJediLove 19

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:32

Prepare her an amazing bubble bath and pray she lets you kiss her again.

Comments

ourtneyc 14

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:36

I really hope it's bc your stomach randomly got upset and not bc of her. you should follow up OP

Bgreen94 12

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:38

that bad?

Tripartita 44

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:39

The worst kind of premature ejaculation.

iceking53 8

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:51

I guess your a pussy and she wears the pants in the relationship

SecundusSecunda 27

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:59

#15, what? For all we know the girlfriend's hygiene is horrible, or nonexistent. What does that have to do with dominance??

Severefear 7

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:59

So either she made you throw up or you had a stomach bug. FYL either way.

GetRektBro 15

Sunday 25 October 2015 1:08

Wouldn't you feel something happening in your stomach? Why didn't you pull away? More like **** her life.

olliebush123 15

Sunday 25 October 2015 1:09

sounds a bit fishy

vikky538 28

Sunday 25 October 2015 1:11

Well you didn't follow the dietary instructions well before eating...

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 25 October 2015 1:14

Examine then maybe go for it next time

RusticChick 27

Sunday 25 October 2015 1:24

I think I speak for all of us when I say, we need a follow to know the reason as to why you threw up. Were you sick or was she that filthy?

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