By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 750
You deserved it 20 695

Same thing different taste

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giantsfan2010 23

Into the ceiling? Are you superman?

bravesfan112233 0

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how f-ing tall are you like 6ft 11 like god

are the incredible hulk? or just have super human strength?

NoellleBuddy 0

Holly there eager beaver!!..

no to be mean, but how the hell do you manage to even do that?

wow... your either really tall or you live in a house made for umpa-lumpas ... (however the hell you spell that) lol

FMLOfficial1000 0

You don't plan sex.... it just happens...

joa76 3

And why not? But I get the impression they were planning on it as of a few minutes before, so your point is invalid.