Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning...

By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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By dontpanic - 21/09/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By douglisk1994 - 10/02/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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Performance

By bob - 29/06/2012 08:47 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML

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Steamy

By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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Life imitates bad art

By sex sent me to the Er - 15/10/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:30

Into the ceiling? Are you superman?

bravesfan112233 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:54

FINISH HER!!!

Comments

danielxp 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:25

noob. just kidding ;)

TheWindowLicker 13

Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:26

I only wish you were recording it.....so we could see her head go through the roof..

bsc23 8

Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:27

I call bullshit. no ceiling is that low. you yourself wouldve hit your head. lame!!!

bheikki 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:13

not true. same thing happen with my boyfriend and I but I was also put thru a ceiling fan right after that

joa76 3

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:45

Some places have sloped roofs that make the outside rooms of the top floor have rather low ceilings. My room in the house I used to live in was about 8 ft, maybe 9, at the highest point and about 2 at the lowest (obviously that edge of the room was mostly useless). The majority of the room was level (it doesn't slope the whole way, just on the edges), but I couldn't stand on my bed without touching the ceiling, and I'm only 5'2" (though my bed was admittedly taller than normal, since it had storage space underneath). So yes, it's possible for a ceiling to be that low.

MangoGurl 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:28

must have low ceilings or something hu

ninito00 1

Tuesday 26 April 2011 2:28

So... you lifted her above your head? That's the only way I see this scenario being possible, unless you were crouching and your ceiling is less than five feet high. I'm calling BS on this one.